Wednesday, March 30, 2011

you suck at guitar
especially at bedtime
don't make me smash it

Friday, March 25, 2011

i brought a girl home
she was grossed out by the smell
coming from your room

Thursday, March 24, 2011

i’ve been here ten months
the floor has been mopped five times
you’ve never done it

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

how do you fill up
the bathroom trashcan so fast?
you waste so much shit

Friday, March 18, 2011

why do you insist
on buying more tomatoes
they rot every time

Thursday, March 17, 2011

there are no cases
on any of your pillows
face in spit nightly

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

you got mad and left
when your girlfriend cut her foot
replace my towel