you suck at guitar
especially at bedtime
don't make me smash it

i brought a girl home
she was grossed out by the smell
coming from your room

i’ve been here ten months
the floor has been mopped five times
you’ve never done it

how do you fill up
the bathroom trashcan so fast?
you waste so much shit

why do you insist
on buying more tomatoes
they rot every time

there are no cases
on any of your pillows
face in spit nightly

you got mad and left
when your girlfriend cut her foot
replace my towel